I saw this on someone's journal and couldn't resist X3

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
5. With the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

How are you feeling today?
Tori Amos - Thoughts
- I'm disturbed by the intolerance and indifference in the world...well yea, but that's every day. '1500 years right here, burning witches, burning books, burning babies and their looks. Burning everything that's sacred in my genes.' Hah! Take THAT society!

Will you get far in life?
Don Henley - All She Wants to do Is Dance
-This would be alot funnier if I hadn't already beena stripper...-._-.


How do your friends see you?
Bugles - Video Killed the Radio Star
- Retro and completely irrelevant...?


Will you get married?
Rhett Atkins - She Said Yes
-Ok, if that's not clear as fuckin' day! @_@ 'and she said 'yes' to his whole hearted request and they'll hold on for dear life until the stars fade.'


What is your best friend's theme song?
3 Doors Down - Be Like That
-I expected 'It's Raining Men' XP He is very unsatisfied with his life though..and he's alot deeper than most people know


What is the story of your life?
Trapt - Headstrong
-Hell yeah! Don't f*^# with me, biatch! Life gives me lemons? I SMASH THEM!

What is/was high school like?
Amy Studt - Under the Thumb
-Being controlled by other people and not realizing that I was just a puppet..? Yep.

How can you get ahead in life?
A Perfect Cirlce - Magdalena
-By teasing men relentlessly! 'i'll sell my soul, my self esteem a dollar at a time for one chance, one kiss one taste of you my magdalena' hell yeah! Still a stripper song though -._-.

What is the best thing about your friends?
Evanescence - Haunted
-They drag me down and make me miserable? =\

What is in store for this weekend?
Matchbox 20 - Unwell
-Laying in bed and being moody. Hah!

To describe your grandparents?
Tori Amos - Jackie's Strength
-Interesting!! The things in this song all happened when they were a little older than me...moments from the 'prime of their lives' so to speak.

How is your life going?
J Giels Band - Angel in the Centerfold
- This whole thing is hell bent on me being a stripper or some other kind of nude entertainer -._-.


What song will they play at your funeral?
David Bowie - Modern Love
-Laff! Yay, party at Jilly's funeral!


Will you have a happy life?
Girl Next Door - Gorgeous (slipcritical mix)
-I'll have some semblance of happiness, but it will be based on superficial crap and won't last =_=

What do your friends really think of you?
Avenged Sevenfold - Strength of the World
-They've seen that I've been through some bad stuff, alot of it I brought on myself, but that I'm strong willed and will always get through it

Do people secretly lust after you?
Madonna - Just Like a Prayer
-I am so hot.

How can I make myself happy?
Bryan Adams - Sound the Bugle
-I can't listen to this without thinking of Sam...;_; It's about loss and sorrow...I mean come on...the bugle of retreat? 'Now I can't go on, I can't even start I've got nothing left, just an empty heart. I'm a soldier, wounded so I must give up the fight. There's nothing more for me, take me away...or leave me lying here.' *WAAAH* but then at the end there's this part: 'then from on high, somewhere in the distance...there's a voice that calls "Remember who you are. If you lose yourself, your courage soon will follow, so be strong tonight, remember who you are."' So..I shouldn't give up..or be dragged down by sadness *sniffles*

What should you do with your life?
Andrea - Remember Me
-I should...leave my husband...=\

Will you ever have children?
Savage Garden - I Want You
-I have no idea what that means